Sorry guys. I've been a bit of a Debbie Downer lately. Seems like we've just had a lot of sad stories coming through. Even last night, another sad, sad story. I just wanted to hide in a corner, but I won't burden you with another sad story.
I'm going to tell you a funny one. One I haven't told. It actually happened a long time ago. When I was a student actually. My best friend from Nursing School often reminds me of this story and then we laugh until the cows come home.
I was in my OB rotation and was lucky enough to get to observe on a couple of c-sections. This sweet lady had her epidural in place and could no longer feel the lower portion of her body. I was going to place a foley catheter to drain her urine because, you know, when you have an epidural you can't always coordinate that process so well. I was a bit nervous, I was still very new at placing catheters and the MD, nurses, and techs were all waiting for me to finish up so we could get going. I was leaned over, very close to the patient, focusing very hard, when out of the silent, peaceful state of the Operating Room came a large amount of gas from the patient. After all, she didn't have control. I was so focused and "in the zone" that it scared the crap out of me. I immediately jumped up, straightened my back, and my pupils were probably the size of a penny. I tried to regain my composure while the patient was apologizing profusely and being reassured by all in the room that it happens all the time. I was able to finally place the foley, a beautiful baby was born, and all hopefully was forgotten of my very sensitive startle reflex. I still laugh every time I think of it, as do many of my nursing friends. As embarrassed as I think she was, I think I was more embarrassed at how high I jumped from that loud noise that came booming right at me.
Have I picked up the mood a bit?
2 comments:
You did! You certainly dild!
HAHAHAHA that is hilarious and the first time me hearing that story! Love it and love you!
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