Went to Fred Meyer earlier this week. Accidently went to the same cashier lady who always makes weird conversation with me. That conversation went like this:
Cashier: How are you?
Me: Fine. How are you?
Cashier: Good. How was your thanksgiving?
Me: Really good, I had to work Thanksgiving but my family celebrated the day before and it was really nice.
Cashier: Oh what do you do?
Me: I’m a nurse at Whoseywhatsy Hospital
Cashier: Oh cool. Don’t we just have the best garlic?
As she’s scanning my garlic…
Me: Yeah, it’s pretty good. (I'm thinking...how random is this?)
Cashier: So did you go to school here?
Me: No. I went to Whoseywhatsy College. I’m from Whoseywhasty, so it’s closer to home.
Cashier: Oooh…..so you are one of the elite. You have a Bachelors of Science. Wow. So how long have you lived here?
*Are you getting the idea that cashier lady asks a lot of questions? I am.
Me: Not very long
Cashier: Have you met people? Are you getting involved?
Me: I’m working on it, but it takes time.
Cashier: Are you seeing anyone?
*Okay, the road of this conversation just hit a speed bump. I’m feeling totally weird.
Me: ummmm
Cashier: I have this customer. Greatest guy ever. I could set you up. I have his email. Oh your blushing….look at you turning all red.
Me(as I’m backing away from the counter): Uh, maybe another time….thanks.
*That was embarrassing. End of story. Have a nice day.
3 comments:
I'm laughing right now...and smiling :)
Ditto to what Kelsey said I started laughing out loud in our living room and Joel just said "what is so funny?" HAHAHA hilarious!
Love you!
Hmm. Maybe you should consider self-checkout. They both, however, give you grief and a lot of back-talk! And that self-checkout lady is super sensitive! You set your bananas any way other than her way and she let's you know about it!!
It's a Catch-22.
Hope you are doing well.
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